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Hey I'm Lauren . ✌
Sweet Perfection
what did gatsby say when myrtle got hit by a car
oopsie daisy
(via ryaninwonderland)
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
let’s be real when did it stop being 2007
(Source: fake-mermaid, via sorry)
i do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them will.i.am
(via sorry)
i do believe in karma bc one time i helped a girl pick up books she dropped on the floor and at lunch instead of five chicken nuggets the lunch lady gave me six
(via sorry)
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
(Source: bigstupidbaby, via date)
Saying goodbyes are the worst.
Not to someone whose ugly
(via cumfort)
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
(Source: paulbearer, via cumfort)
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
(Source: caleb-denecour, via conflicting-emotion)
